I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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