And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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