I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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