just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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