You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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