I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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