Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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