are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
