we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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