PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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