What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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