there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Randomize
