butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You are the jesus of drinking
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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