love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
He did a backflip because drugs
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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