i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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