Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
dude. I can hear the air.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
