I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Randomize
