found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I skipped work to stalk him.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Randomize