Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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