I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
You work out of a Hotel?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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