Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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