they need to just BURY HIM!
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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