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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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