Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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