That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
