I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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