When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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