Dual....:-)
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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