If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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