so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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