what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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