This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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