Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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