I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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