Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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