im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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