Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Say something about gay babies.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
