If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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