Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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