Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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