Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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