your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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