I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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