i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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