Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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