i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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