He uses pillows to masturbate.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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