Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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