problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
