so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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