Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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