Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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