Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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