Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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