I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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