he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I smell like Dick and happiness
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