I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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