direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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