I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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