just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
