Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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