Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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