just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize