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saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
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