He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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